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If you are looking for funny business names, then you have hit a jackpot!  Here are a few very funny store names and company names that are sure to get you giggling.
Generally, business owners put in a lot of thoughts while selecting a name for their business. They sit with the other stakeholders and brainstorm these names. That gets me wondering- if they do put in so much effort to come up with such well thought names, how do they land up with hilarious names for their business?

Well, maybe they want it to be funny and zesty. That’s one way to look at it.

Here is a pro tip: Do not come up with a name for your business and decide on it when you are down with one too many drinks.  It is a good idea to consult with others about the options that you have come up with. Following that you can shortlist a few names which seems alright.

Many business houses also use a business name generator to help them come up with some good names. The key idea behind the naming process is to highlight all the crucial points that your business covers. That will help your clients understand what the business is all about.

Now, let’s look at a few tips that you can use to name your business right:

Don’t Confuse People:

As stated above, the name of your business should entail what the business is all about. For instance, if your company name is NomNom, it suggests that it has something to do with food. Now imagine an automobile company named NomNom, doesn’t fit right? Also, people may not want to drive a NomNom car!

Use Descriptive Names:

In addition to being related to the business, the name of your brand should describe its operations too. But don’t go too literally by that! Don’t name your company “We Sell Hardy PVC Pipes and Hydro System” Try something catchy and self-descriptive, say something like “Hydra”? Yeah, it’s a creepy animal but hello!!! Big pipes look creepy too.

Keep It Simple and Easy To Remember:

Don’t push yourself. It’s the fault of the human mind that it cannot remember names all well. When it comes to remembering names, the brain operates like a laptop. It stores the information in the short term workable memory and then forgets all about it after the purpose is served. Now, your brand name should be able to challenge this easy-in easy-out policy of the brain. But how do you do that? Well, one way to do it is by attaching the name of your brand to a well-felt feeling or emotion. The brand name can harp on the different types of memories and physical sensations.

To achieve this process, make sure to keep the name concise and is a popular word. One example that I can think of is SIEMENS. The brand name ‘touches’ the most explicit emotion and base of life huh?

Easy To Spell Please!

Imagine a company called ‘ Streichholzschachtel’ Well, it’s just the German of a matchbox, but imagine telling that every time you introduce your brand! Most of the times you will be confronted by “Sorry?” “Excuse me?” “Come again?” It’s utterly embarrassing! Forget remembering your company name, people will not be able to pronounce it!! So the best thing that you do is keep is simple, easy to spell, and easy to pronounce. Something like Apple! You have one every day. Though it’s very cute a name, it’s weird for all the big ass gadgets that the company sells.

Now that you know a few means that you can incorporate in the naming process of your brand, let’s check out a few funny business names who did not follow any of these rules, and the results are hilarious, well at least for us:

Funny Business Names:

Waly’s Private Parts Cats and Dogs Repair Poop Palace  Donkey Balls Hand Job Nail Spa
Tillicum Motor Inn The Chocolate Log Supermart Fart Goin’ Postal Juan in a Million
The G-Spot Fidler on the Tooth Frying Nemo Kum & Go  Jitters
Hindenburger Sam and Ella’s  Bunghole Liquors Toyota Previa Donkey Hair coffee and chocolate
 Amigone Funeral Home Chew-N-Butts Tequila Mockingbird Thai Tanic Passmore Gas & Propane
Just Falafs Curl Up & Dye Salon Stubbs Prosthetics & Orthotics Master Bait & Tackle A Salt & Battery Fish and Chips
Florist Grump Bread Pitt Little Hope Cemetery I’ll Cut You hair studio The Codfather
Hinderburger What’s In The Name Cafe Negro Flavours Bread Zeppelin Nasty Buffet
Communist Chinese Food Damsel Auto Repair Lord of The Wings Fook Hing Butt Oil Store
Spex In The City Sew It Seems Snack and Sit Octopussy Cat Store Pit A Pan

Funny Company Names:

Putzmeister Group Hooker Furniture Analtech Couche-Tard Ass Compact
Schwing America McJunkin Cockram Butamax Wong, Doody, Crandall, Wiener
Imp Ale Dead Reckoning PEDO (diapers) Siemens   Electro Cute
  Whites Only   Mole Station   Dead Ahead   Gun Skill   Petcare
  Kid Napping Center   Touching Moments   Pro Fits Only   Air Head   Shamrock Diamonds
  Handy Caps   Che’s Will   Dark Secrets   Restitution   Robin’s Perm
  Pass Gas   Do! Do!   Tiring Specialists   Chef’s Pit   The Pen Is Power
  Black’s Cab   Tiring Specialists   Colored Class   Dairy Air   New Clear Air
  Town Sewers   Poise On the Menu   Berried Alive   I Am Lion   Handy Caps
  Way More   Beneath You   Well Hung   Screw-It-Up   Boring Enterprises

Funny Brand Names:

  Waist Away   End-It   West Ink   Feel Free   Try and Save
  Panache   Fowl Foods   Knot Forever   Peerless   Lies On The Green
  UseLess Gas   Wreckless Drivers   YESLaughter   Soiled Bloomers   Ale More
  Notable Attorneys   Ill Advisors   Breakfast Coffee Maker   Go Away   Cold Comfort
Sucks Stripezcelz   Crazy For You   Mash It Jowenko Shito
Sauce and Toss Only puke Frenzied Cat Meat Joke Breasts Cock Noodles
MegaPussi Cemen Lemon Barf Powder Gookie Jussipussi

So there you go guys, here are a few funny store names and business names that you can look into. These names are just very funny and you are sure to get inspired and find out a few of your own! So come up with hilarious names for your store o business, and let your customers have a good laugh about it!

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